Karen: This is not a proportionate response. Jim: fool me, fool me, go on and fool me. Karen: This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Jim: Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me, Thank you so much for your mentorship.ĭwight: Congratulations resourceful salesman. That sounds great, Dwight, I'll really appreciate that. Ryan: Hey Dwight, you're a great salesman. Michael: No, I'm not going to settle down. Michael: No, I think you're cutting in line. Michael: Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing? Kelly: But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. Kelly: Because they acted all tough and everything. Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day. Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.ĭwight: It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.ĭwight: Oh hey, I forgot something in my car. Come on.ĭwight: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you. So I'm just going to have my soft pretzel, then I'll get to work, and I'll be super productive. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. Michael: Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. Pam: Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. You asked for my help, so I helped.Īnnouncer: Attention Scranton Business Park, there will be complimentary pretzels in the lobby from now until 4 o'clock as a thank you to our loyal tenants. Karen: That's it? That's what you came up with?Īndy: Yeah, really. Damn it.Īndy: Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second.Īndy: Can you stand up? And talk to me over there? My son, Theo, loves Jello Pudding Pops too.ĭwight: I hold in my hand, a beet seed. Karen: When you get up, I'm just going to take it back anyway, so. I took back my chair that you took from me, but I didn't take your chair. Ryan: So what if they're not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just 'till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? So where's the sales office?ĭwight: When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you. Is he going to be a slacker-loser-wise-ass like Jim was? Or is he going to join the Dwight Army of Champions? Ryan hasn't made a sale yet, but more importantly, he hasn't made an ally yet. And, um, I'm excited.ĭwight: I am very excited. Dwight's the top salesman in the company and he's taking me on my first sales call today. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it's like he's five.ĭwight: Extremely excited?. So, Pam I would like you to keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so we can analyze it at corporate. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base. Michael: Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I was just asking you because you asked me. I don't care how your day was either, Jan. Jan: I don't care how your day was Michael. Ryan: It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole. Ryan: He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted. The doctor is the boy's mother.ĭwight: A man is found hanging from the ceiling. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy. A man and his son get into a car accident. What are they?ĭwight: No, I said one of them is not a nickel. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel.
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